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Imagine Harry ordering at McDonalds
Cashier: Hi what would you like today?
Harry: Uhm
Harry: Well
Harry: Could I please have the...
Harry: Hmm, maybe the..
Harry: No
Harry: I wonder how much a hamburger weighs...
Harry: So I'll get the-
Harry: Wait no,
Harry: The nuggets look tasty
Harry: Uhm
Harry: ~ cough ~
Harry: Maybe not
Harry: I wonder which Barbie toys are available...
Cashier: NEXT PLEASE
One Direction in an earthquake:
Liam: Oh no guys quick take cover under a table did somebody grab the first aid kit yes good let's hope everybody is okay.
Niall: Must.... finish..... this..... burger..... without.... dropping.... it
Zayn: It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoster that is life
Louis: This table is terrible whoever made it sucks now my butt can't fit under it.
Harry: The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world.
